pundercracker:

Capcom please make a Special Edition of Resident Evil Damnation which includes a wfull 15 minute scene of Chris and Leon and Jill and Claire all hanging out at a diner and Chris keeps trying to eat spaghetti but he can’t get it on teh fork.

So he goes into a tirade of “NO GODDAMNIT AUGH GODDAMNIT DAMMNIT SHIT DAMMNIT JILL NO GODDAMNIT AUGH DAMMIT THAT BITCH GODDAMNIT GODDAMNIT GODDAMNIT DAMNIT NO HUERAAAAAAAAAAGH” as Leon makes smooth lines about “rain or shine that spaghetti is going in your stomach” and Jill looks at Claire and just sagely nods as Claire tries to be the kind voice of reason saying “look, it’s alright. That Spaghetti won’t hurt anyone! Now we’ve got to get out of here.”

And Jill just goes “it looks that way”

and by the end there’s just apghetti everywhere.

Capcom please hire me for Biohazard 7 I would be the best writer.